Tuesday, July 28, 2009

That’s why they make chocolate and vanilla ice cream!

So this intriguing question always baffles me: why the heck would anyone in their right mind choose chocolate ice cream over vanilla ice cream!? It is obvious that vanilla ice cream is what anyone should choose. It full of flavor to keep your tongue intrigued until your next lick and you can never get enough of it. Vanilla ice cream can always be dressed up with toppings because of its perfect simplicity. Come on now, there is a reason why McDonalds doesn't serve chocolate flavored ice cream / yogurt. Its because chocolate is simply horrible. So i did a little research while surfing the net to see what each flavor says about you.

Chocolate: You’re someone who’s not afraid to go all out. If there’s a costume party, you’re dressing from head to toe (makeup and everything) as Beetlejuice. If you’re playing a game of cards, it’s more competitive than friendly, even if it is just Go Fish! We’re not saying you’re cutthroat, we’re just saying that you’re in it to win it, whatever the situation. Oh yeah, and you like to laugh. A lot. You will always choose Pineapple Express over that boring button movie.

Vanilla: You don’t mind a crowd, which is a good thing, since plenty of other people share your love of vanilla (it happens to be the most popular flavor, preferred by 29% of ice cream eaters). You’re a classic, someone who likes clothes that are simple but look good year after year, no matter the occasion; you’re a nice white v-neck t-shirt and an awesome pair of jeans. You like the books that you read in English class and enjoy the chapter-by-chapter discussion. You even appreciate Lord of the Flies. And when it comes to the weekend, you prefer a nice long hike, or something similarly outdoorsy that allows you to think about the larger questions in life. Some people might call you philosophical.

got it from http://community.sparknotes.com/ if anyone is wondering.

This describes a lot of people to a T. So before you get to know someone, it might be better to just ask them what ice cream flavor they like more, vanilla or chocolate? If it's chocolate then you might want to end your conversation right then and there and walk away. Well maybe not to that extent but at least you know not to play any kind of game with them.